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Selfie Olympics

An ongoing competition to take the most original and awe-inspiring selfie. This often involves using various props, costumes, furniture, and an impressive array of poses in front of the bathroom mirror.
Person A: Ayo why the fuck are you wearing that snuggie, and what is the easy bake oven doing in the bathroom Josh?!
Person B: Shut up, I'm about to win the Selfie Olympics!

Person B: Yo, did you see that selfie Big Sean just took? He's definitely a contender in the Selfie Olympics.
by Selfie Champion January 4, 2014
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Selfish Facebooker

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on
Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !
by magic worder August 25, 2011
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selfietunity

Opportunity to take a selfie, and it's one that you just cannot miss.
Person 1: Aye, I got mi hair done!
Person 2: Gurl I got mine done too!
Both: SELFIETUNITY!
by Geekinwiththing1 April 17, 2014
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poop selfie

When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop
I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.
by Sicwithhate April 20, 2014
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selfie stick

/ˈsɛlfi stɪk/ (noun)

• An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.

• An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.
Girl: "Check out this totally adorbz piccie I took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!"
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."
by silverfruit January 4, 2015
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Selfiecide

When a person dies while trying to take a selfie from a dangerous position or area.
This man committed selfiecide while trying to take a selfie hanging off the side of a high-rise building, and fell to his death.
by Mr.Dinoman October 19, 2015
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Selfish bastard

Selfish bastard. Used when you ask your friend for something small and they refuse to give or share it with you.
Hey, can I have some of that hamburger?

No, it's mine.

You selfish bastard!
by BoS101 July 23, 2012
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