by mizmoss March 6, 2008
Get the hormonal seizure mug.When a some kid in your class randomly twitches a part of his/her face, leading to a collection of ''o_o'' s, "Whoah''s and ''WTF''s. People, after exposure to the face seizure, find themselves asking: "Does that guy have tourette's?"
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When someone is having a ridiculous temper tantrum; acting a-fool. Someone who is trying to gain attention be being overly dramatic about something and in turn, is annoying to those around them. Someone who is a whiny-ass baby.
Joe was mad that his boss told him to do his job, so he had a massive brat seizure in front of his colleagues.
by Adulting Is Required December 9, 2016
Get the brat seizure mug.The seltzer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
by Marit50cal July 1, 2020
Get the Shower Seltzer mug.A lady who makes music by taking a shit a bunch of times in a rhythmic pattern while singing in strong arousing notes.
The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.
Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.
The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.
Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.
Ben: I just heard the most amazing song in the world.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.
by gregben December 31, 2021
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Russel: What's is wrong with you? Are you having a type seizure?
Russel: What's is wrong with you? Are you having a type seizure?
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