Tendency of (mainly female) clerical and secretarial staff in large organizations to engage in office romance/sexual activity with superiors as means of professional advancement.
"Women have such low self-esteem that sometimes the secretary spread seems like the only route to success." New York Post
by TexDenim March 2, 2009
Get the secretary spread mug.When you forget something you did due to memory loss, or just because you forget things often, and you blame it on your secretary (that you don't really have) because you're trying to save face.
You see a charge on your bank statement and you call the company and yell at the phone operator and ask how they debited your account and they inform you that a debit could not have been made except by ME, and then you realize you were the one who debited your card but had forgotten so you tell the operator that it 'must've been debited by your secretary'
by Mindy M May 8, 2017
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A dumbass cunt with the IQ of a pineapple, that can't even walk on two feet without sucking someones dick. He's so hated that even his fucking dad left him after his mom gave birth of the kid without any ears cause he gets what he wants. This is comparable to a fucking cockroach, nothing more, nothing less.
Secretary F4C3M4N_ACTUAL was walking through the park when he saw TACTlCALHAWK. All hell broke loose, and he eventually went rogue and sucked his dick. :smirk:
by TACTlCALHAWK July 25, 2017
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Dude 1 - So I heard you got the secretary position for pencil sharpeners anonymous?
Dude 2 - Yeah man, I'm stoked to totally start secretaryerizing my entire psyche.
Dude 2 - Yeah man, I'm stoked to totally start secretaryerizing my entire psyche.
by paramorphous April 10, 2018
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person 2 : I know right ?!?!!! Im so glad they won they would honestly be the best person to win.
by kaylasbiggestfan October 21, 2021
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send cash for buiz ASAP!
Have a blast
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... or google "Titanic WM 2006" for a perfect example.
by Kain Ächter-Nahme July 8, 2022
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