Person 1: Hey Person 2, wanna meet up on Saturday?
Person 2: Sorry person 1, I have my secarate lesson. But don't tell anyone, it is supposed to be a secret...
Person 2: Sorry person 1, I have my secarate lesson. But don't tell anyone, it is supposed to be a secret...
by the-one-you-sit-next-to-in-cla February 14, 2012
Get the Secarate mug.Secateurs are mini garden shears used to cut back plants from soft plants to hardwood material. Usually consist of having the top blade sharp and the other blunt: depending on the make. They also require the effort of making a fist for it to close.
Secateurs don't need to be sharpened but they may need to be filed if the blade gets stiff.
They also have a habit of getting blunt. Making cuttings a harder job.
Secateurs don't need to be sharpened but they may need to be filed if the blade gets stiff.
They also have a habit of getting blunt. Making cuttings a harder job.
Mate 1:
" Hey man i need to borrow one of your secateurs?"
Mate 2:
"Yea there in the shed by the table next to the gloves."
Mate 1:
"No, i mean do you have any good secateurs. One's that actually cut the plants."
Mate 2
*TRIGGERED*
" Hey man i need to borrow one of your secateurs?"
Mate 2:
"Yea there in the shed by the table next to the gloves."
Mate 1:
"No, i mean do you have any good secateurs. One's that actually cut the plants."
Mate 2
*TRIGGERED*
by xzombielegendxx January 29, 2018
Get the secateurs mug.A small town that is neighboring Union City. It consists of a few thousand people including cheerleaders, fuckbois and South Park obsessed middle schoolers. It’s the whitest town you’ll ever see. It has two public grammar schools and one middle school and two high schools. Pronounce their town name wrong, they will fuck u up. Pronounced see-cock-us.
Girl 1:Do you know where that kid is from?
Guy 1:He’s a fuckboi and won’t stop talking in a dumbass accent
Girl 2: Probably from secaucus
Guy 1:He’s a fuckboi and won’t stop talking in a dumbass accent
Girl 2: Probably from secaucus
by Thewordmaster3100 May 14, 2018
Get the Secaucus mug.Secanic is when you discover a hidden inactions/actions or message. It may be coincidental or deliberate.
by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020
Get the Secanic mug.Stands for the organisation who made it (who have ties to the creators of SCART).
Analogue TV and video colour system which was used in France, ex-Soviet Union/Eastern Bloc, and some parts of Africa (where France owned colonies). Often accompanied with System L and 50Hz, running at a height of 625 lines of which 576 are visible on screen. Technically superior to PAL and was actually developed at the same time.
Can also refer to French versions of hardware which are usually similar to PAL versions, though not always (such as the infamous 8 colour palette of the SECAM Atari 2600, leading many who actually wanted one in France to import Spanish or British versions instead).
Analogue TV and video colour system which was used in France, ex-Soviet Union/Eastern Bloc, and some parts of Africa (where France owned colonies). Often accompanied with System L and 50Hz, running at a height of 625 lines of which 576 are visible on screen. Technically superior to PAL and was actually developed at the same time.
Can also refer to French versions of hardware which are usually similar to PAL versions, though not always (such as the infamous 8 colour palette of the SECAM Atari 2600, leading many who actually wanted one in France to import Spanish or British versions instead).
The Soviets chose SECAM over PAL not because they thought it was better, but because they didn't want neighbouring countries picking up their TV signals easily.
by PuchikoPPC December 18, 2021
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Get the secangle mug.Secarsion (n.)
/ˈse.kɑɹ.ʃən/
The irreversible act of a God willingly getting rid of their omnipotent power to become mortal, often through sacrifice, bloodletting, or mortal rebirth. A sacred descent rather than a fall to be amongst humans.
To Secar (v.)
/ˈse.kɑɹ/
(archaic) To cut away the divine. (theological) To descend by willful loss of godhood.
/ˈse.kɑɹ.ʃən/
The irreversible act of a God willingly getting rid of their omnipotent power to become mortal, often through sacrifice, bloodletting, or mortal rebirth. A sacred descent rather than a fall to be amongst humans.
To Secar (v.)
/ˈse.kɑɹ/
(archaic) To cut away the divine. (theological) To descend by willful loss of godhood.
"Jesus Christ's incarnation is see as a form of *secarsion* by choosing morality over divinity"
"A God was secarred and now lives amongst humans"
"A God was secarred and now lives amongst humans"
by ImmuneSnow July 31, 2025
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