Sexism

Feminazi Defintion: Every man ever.

Actual Definition: Discrimination against someone because of their gender. Both men and women can be sexist.

Examples of Sexism

#1 Feminazi: All men are sexist pigs who should die!
Non-Sexist Man: Not all men hate women...
Feminazi: STOP RAPING ME

#2 Sexist Guy: Women should have no rights and should stay in the kitchen where they belong!
Woman Who Wants Fair Treatment: But I'm a human too...
Sexist Guy: Shut up and make me a sandwich!

by HPTrash November 4, 2017

San Andreas Seismic Surprise

The sexual event in which the giver during anal penetration farts, and the receiver feels as if he himself has farted, due to feeling the vibration of his partner's fart passed through the penis and into the receiver's ass.

All was going well until he hit me with the San Andreas Seismic Surprise.

by SmutLion December 13, 2010

Seismic Anomaly

A seismic anomaly, is an unforseen fortuitous event.

When I was going through my old jeans, I found a $100 bill! Thats a total seismic anomaly!

by king sizzle May 21, 2010

sexism

Something that usually results from human beings assuming that just because they or someone they know has a certain quality, everyone else in that certain gender has it too.

"My girlfriend is frigid, therefore all girls must be."

"My ex boyfriend is a dick, therefore all men must be."

"The only well-known brilliant people in history are men, therefore women musn't have the ability to be brilliant."

"I can talk heaps more easily to the girls I know than to the boys I know, therefore all boys must be emotionally stunted."

(sexism resulting from self centred assumptions)

by fell in a hooooole September 23, 2006

Sexism

The fear that women will be treated like men.

-"Isn't it terrible that the senate voted for women to also register for the draft? I wanted equality but not like this!"
-"Sounds like you have a case of sexism to me."

by Clamanath June 29, 2016

Seismic Lethargy

An extreme state of lethargy, cause unknown, but very tiring. Seismic Lethargy can strike down its victim without warning and usually whilst they are trying to do something. It usually affects young males and reported cases are more prevalent in the warmer summer months. The consensual course remedy is to remove the patient from the environment that is inducing the lethargy.

Rhys is unable to continue today because he is suffering from Seismic Lethargy.

by David Harding September 18, 2008

Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between your legs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET July 4, 2007