Sea Monkey

Funny litle things that squirm around in cheap plastic containers given in a kit by large Sea Monkey conglomorates.

1. Dude, my Sea Monkies are big, fool!

2. Hey Betty, where did you get your Sea Monkies?

3. I have a problem with beating my Sea Monkies.

by Tom February 21, 2004

sea monkey

its a really really hot guy

"look at that sexy sea monkey"
"I wanna jump that sea monkeys bones"
"I wanna wheel that sea monkey"

by Chauncyy January 16, 2007

vaginal seamonkies

The definition of the strange creatures that live inside SPAngie's vaginal region. You can find her displacing them all over the floor in Swiftirc

OMG Angie is displacing here vaginal seamonkies on the floor again :O

by RSBawjaws February 19, 2011

Sea Monkey

monkeys that were drowned in the sea?
actually it's a common misconception to call them sea monkeys, the real name is "see monkeys?"

sea monkeys? what sea monkeys? i don't sea any monkeys!


when i got my sea monkeys i expected little underwater monkeys to jump around and eat bananas, but all i got was little can't-see creatures.

by cantseamonkey May 2, 2004

sea monkey bank

a boys ballzac... sperm look like seamonkeys, and ballzac hold em, hence sea monkey bank

id love for her to suck his bank

by laura June 17, 2004

seamonkeydrew

Seamonkeydrew is a professional console video gamer he is best known for his COD trickshot videos but also plays fortnite GTA and others

Have you ever killed seamonkeydrew in fortnite

by Fortnite player1000 June 2, 2018

seamonkeyed

When something was given or promised that only superficially satisfies the promise or request.

I got seamonkeyed when I ordered a set of "indestructible" coat hangers online and received a box of nails a week later.

by Anaxagoras69 July 8, 2020