seaman 

"seaman is all one word does not appear on urban dictionary"

-Matt Rose

It does now!

seaman now appears on the urban dictionary!

seaman by Chinezo Alberto September 16, 2023

Seaman 

A man of the sea

Yo dudeee you totally look rad in that beach fit, kinda like a seaman

Seaman by Kashmoneygirl April 27, 2024

Seaman 

1. (noun) - The God of Seaman; An all-wandering vagrant who seeks answers to the meaning of Seaman, through friendship, chaos, and deeming random individuals to be worthy of the title 'Seaman', or 'Seawoman'.

2. (noun) - Person who goes by the seashore, but never the sea; An inherent paradox.

1. Wow, Seaman's rant about the fragility of his latex suit that would bring great dimensional terror upon the realm should he be harmed was insanely nonsensical, but I wouldn't dare tear it open, on some amount of trust.
2. You like the beach, but not the sea? What are you, some kind of Seaman?

Seaman by Dukeggoddish March 12, 2025

Duncan Seaman

A character in a hypothetical alternate version of I2-3 conceived by Ace Attorney Circlejerk members

In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain

what if the fountain in i2-3 was a cum fountain and Artie Frost wad called Duncan Seaman

Duncan Seaman by Eyacorkett June 1, 2025

Seaman

A Dreamcast game where you have to take care of an abomination that is a fish with a human face and an antenna. You have to talk to it every day with the Dreamcast microphone or it will die.

Seaman is such a weird-ass game. Why do I have to take care of this thing?!

Seaman by Goyangi April 9, 2026

seamen sipper 

a female who likes fill to her mouth with sperm after blowing a man and letting it drip down her throat slowly usually while the male watches with great excitement.

I really liked Jessica she was such a seamen sipper.

seamen sipper by markass May 3, 2006

seamen serpents 

seamen serpents are mysyterious creatures that work tirelessly around the clock to purify your man juice, to maintain a steady flow of jism flowing through your gene hunt.

definition 1 - " omg your father is an absolute seamen serpent, he loves purifying the man juice"

definition 2 - "oh my god just won two tickets on the price is right to go deep sea diving with the seamen serpents"

definition 3 - "if only bruce forsyth had a set of balls he might find himself being accomadated by the seamen serpents"

definition 4 - "is that seamen serpents i see on jim spence's head? oh no wait thats just his fucked up ginger mullet"

seamen serpents by J.Edmund H January 30, 2010