Scummy Mission

Your only having sex with this girl because ur drunk, a girl who is only an average looking girl who you wouldnt do while sober but when drunk you would bang her.

Man 1 "Man someone said jennifer was hot"
Man 2 "Naw man she a scummy mission though"

by xX541Xx January 1, 2012

scummy bear

A Greek delicacy, the scummy bear is a gummy bear that has previously been inserted into a hairy mans dirty asshole

Jimmy fell asleep first so we fed him a scummy bear

by El Coochie Man October 2, 2020

Scummy Rat

Most predominantly named Nic

Nic, you are a scummy rat

by Wingy460 August 6, 2021

Scummy hit

Being beyond fucked up, on any substance, usually for an extended length of time. Those who "get scummy" literally turn into a potato.

"Let's get some beer and some bud and get really scummy hit tonight."

by Furious furniture January 9, 2017

Scummy Cummy

When one ejaculates, but immediately prior to doing so, pulls their underwear and undergarments over their genital area, resulting in the cumshot being contained, but having a huge, obvious cumshot staining the crotch of the person.

Person A: "You see Person C lately? I can't believe it, they had a Scummy Cummy dead and centre."
Person B: "Holy shit, how big was it?"
Person A: "Looked like they pissed themselves, they must've done it in a hurry."

by asdfasgadfg February 26, 2021

Scummy cunt

Dave

Make sure you cover my back seats with a fitted sheet and doona cover because Dave is a scummy cunt

by Meowing Vagina September 27, 2025

Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in

Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?

by Spoogs August 30, 2018