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Virtual Leap Cruncher

A Virtual Leap Cruncher (VLC) is a metaphysical experience whose purpose is to disrupt the focus and concentration of a remote individual by another person with specific training and sufficient experience to deliver the disruptive force through a leap of the mind which is capable of transcending the barriers of space and time. A VCL is not intended to inflict physical or mental harm but rather is designed to disorient the recipient via an unexpected metaphysical encounter (the crunch) elevating the recipient to a new plane of awareness. The new insights gained by the recipient may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or a lifetime.
1. Dave delivered a virtual leap cruncher that confused Gary for two hours.
2. I was hesitant to deliver a virtual leap cruncher.
by Gary Schroeder November 23, 2020
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eureka leap cruncher

A Leap Cruncher delivered with additional metaphysical intensity causing the recipient to drop whatever he or she is holding or carrying with such force that it resembles a small earthquake. The first Eureka Leap Cruncher, or as it became known, the “Earthquake Leap Cruncher”, is named for the city of Eureka, CA where it was delivered with the equivalent of an earthquake measuring 10.0 on the Richter Scale.
The Eureka Leap Cruncher caught Gary off guard and caused him to drop his armload of important documents.
by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020
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scrunchie

a legendary hair tie used to put a girls entire outfit together
stranger 1: what is in her hair
stranger 2: a scrunchie
by MonkeyMan11 January 25, 2019
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number cruncher

One whose primary vocation is dealing with numeric data. Examples of professions that might be referred to as number crunchers are accountant, data processor, statistician, mathemetician, etc.
I'm so glad I'm not a number cruncher like those poor bastards in the statistics division.
by Rod Brock May 22, 2006
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A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny
Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier
by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010
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scratcher

An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo.
Mannn those cats at body tattoo are scratchers.
by sacred357 December 12, 2003
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mother scratcher

Another alternative to the phrase "mother fucker". Useful in situations where swearing is frowned upon.
That dirty mother scratcher...
Then I kicked the mother scratcher.
I am going to make that mother scratching bolt fit.
by irishpete5 October 13, 2004
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