An agile methodology primarily used for software application development related projects where you talk more about what you are going to do and spend less time actually doing it.
"Do we really need to have these update meetings every 2 hours? You want to know what I did for the past two hours, I was in other meetings, just like the two hours prior. I haven't wrote jack shit for code, but I am really getting sick of hearing Brenda say, 'Can you see my screen now?'"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"
by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018
One who hangs on someone's waist or belt area, usually due to intoxication coupled with fatigue, and usually in an embarrassing manner.
She popped some Reds and was scrum for the rest of the concert.
She was scrumming with her nasty high-butt
She was scrumming with her nasty high-butt
by Earnest Money October 22, 2010
A horde of photographers and/or journalists that gather to snap that first shot, or ask that first question , at a scene of media excitement, usually involving a famous person mired in controversy, or even just joe public thrown into the spotlight for a similar outrage or scandal.
'The parents were greeted by a media scrum, as they arrived at the police station for questioning over the disappearance of their daughter.'
by Nick1401 September 6, 2007
by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011
When 2 or more pimps battle over who gets to manage one of their 'employees.' These interactions are often in public (on the corner), heated, with the pimps in close proximity to each other, and might even result in an altercation, a la a rugby 'scrum.'
Did you see the pimp scrum last night?! There must have been at least 3 pimps battling out on the corner about who gets to manage Trixie. I bet her price just shot up!
OR
The way they were fighting over the popcorn in the kitchen, it was like a pimp scrum.
OR
The way they were fighting over the popcorn in the kitchen, it was like a pimp scrum.
by bambalou December 22, 2010
Cool Guy: Yo fatass you a scrum fag mother fucker.
Fatass: Tru lmfao!!!!
Cool Guy: Stfu bitch ass scrum fag eat another Big Mac. 😎
Fatass: Tru lmfao!!!!
Cool Guy: Stfu bitch ass scrum fag eat another Big Mac. 😎
by DilfNigga October 10, 2015
low quality weed. usually larfy buds from the bottom branches of the marijuana plant, pre-mature buds of any kind, or shake/trimmings from higher quality buds. May sometimes be obtained for free or at very low cost.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum
also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum
also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.
"This scrum-bum isn't getting me high and it smells like shit and makes my throat burn."
"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"
"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."
"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"
"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."
by the sultan of scrum - October 18, 2007