super duper pooper scooper

any non-traditional item used in a pinch to successfully scoop and dispose of dog feces.

When the dog pooped in front of that cop, its a good thing I had on that shirt your Grandmother gave me for Christmas, it was quite the super duper pooper scooper! Other examples would be newspaper, CD case, a sock, etc.

by tomjr April 14, 2006

ball scraper

A dump so big it reaches from your anus to the bottom of the toilet. When you pinch it off, the turd falls over and scrapes your balls.

Also see Venti #3.

I was constipated all weekend. Went to Starbucks this morning, got a Venti. Just dropped a ball scraper and now I feel much better... aside from having poop under my balls.

by trenta holmes April 6, 2011

Horn Scraper

(Horn Scrape -* err) - /n - A person completely willing to do any demeaning and completely non-dignifying act on themselves in the eyes of their peers, so as to be slightly noticed by a superior, in hopes of advancement.

Acts include such things as fellatio, turd sniffing, boot licking, doing laundry (including pickup), telling superiors they play a fatherly figure in life when in fact they are only years apart.

Private: Man do you see how much time he has been spending around the Master Sergeant lately?
Specialist: Yea he is trying to get promoted!
Private: What a fuckin' Horn Scraper!!!

by WeenSauce March 17, 2009

scraperclip

The paperclip that stoners use to scrape their drug paraphernalia to get rez It is unbent with just the end staying bent to work as a handle, the other end has a little piece bent to get the shaft of the bowl.

Me:"yo Snoop you like rez?"
snoop:"nah man here take it."
Me:"holy shit that's like 3 layers!!! Hand me the SCRAPERCLIP."

I only use snoop instead of snoop dog or lion cuz idk what he is amymore. That motherfucker can change animals like he's a fucking ditto

by AX3 September 25, 2014

Scraper

When you are sucking a mans dick during oral sex and accidentally scrape his dick with your teeth.

You scraped his dick! You are such a scraper .

by Shane Adams January 31, 2018

Testi Scraper

When you receive pain to your balls, or groin area it's called a "Testi Scraper".

testi scraper

The skater fell off the rail slide and straddled the rail. "That was a real Testi Scraper!"

by jspoke73 March 14, 2011

Ground Scraper

Comeback for when a short person calls a tall person a sky scraper.

Knee Pads- "your a freaken sky scraper!"
Troll- "Shut up you ground scraper!"

by Roach1er April 5, 2011