Ghetto Stroller

A shopping cart that has been hijacked from a store in the hood. Usually a person of color is pushing the cart several blocks away from the nearest grocer or Walmart with her kids in it.

Yo Steve you see the ass on that sista?

Yeah man she's fine and all that, but did you see the 5 kids that baby momma had in that ghetto stroller?

by Rick Daddy April 20, 2010

Stroller Porn

A public display of wealth in which an eight-pound infant human is wheeled around in a mobility device worth eight hundred dollars or more.

Since the Cole neighborhood gentrified, there's so much stroller porn you can hardly navigate the sidewalk.

by staticandbanal September 24, 2009

Strollerblading

Rollerblading while pushing a jogging stroller. For hot moms that want to stay that way.

I wanted to work on my tan so I took my baby Ava strollerblading down by the beach.

by Abigail W. April 20, 2008

stroller envy

feelings of jealousy/inadequacy associated with desire, but economic inability to purchase celebrity favorite strollers like the bugaboo frog or stokke

Lisa felt self conscious at the nail spa because her everyday graco stroller stuck out amongst the myriad of bugaboos. She was developing a serious case of stroller envy

by sf chica July 13, 2005

scrolleosis

Muscle atrophy of the index finger whereby the digit has permanent curvature from using the scroll wheel on a mouse for an extended peiod of time.

"If I have to scroll through the entire 800 page document to find what I'm looking for I'll get frickin' scolleosis."

by S.A. Mathews June 26, 2005

mega stroller

Big ass stroller, sometimes double. Usually containing a fat 4 year old and his fat 3 year old sibling who appear to have working lower extremeties and should be walking. Often observed in elevators where at least 6 ambulatory people could fit instead.

I missed 3 straight elevators because they were all jammed up with mega strollers.

by dixie123 November 26, 2006

rick scrolled

on a web based forum, when a member has to scroll quickly beyond a questionable picture or video of immoral qualities, especially while a female counterpart may be watching.

RJ posted a disgusting picture, so I rick scrolled past it so my girlfriend wouldn't see it and slap me.

by KGIX April 7, 2008