Scroteus

Scroteus (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:
1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.
2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.
3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}

This is the dawning of the Age of Scroteus, AGE OF SCROTEUUUUUSSS! Scro-teeee-uuuuuuus!

by Jesus D. August 14, 2008

scroter

(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.

WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.

by brentmcd April 29, 2011

Surfer Scrote

Balls which are roughed up due to board shorts which chafe your nuts when sitting on your board.

Dude, I got surfer scrote from these cheap ass board shorts.

by soulsurfer78 October 26, 2009

Scrotesque

1. A grotesque scrotum
2. Something that looks like a grotesque scrotum eg an old persons neck skin
3. Something that is horrible looking to the extreme

2.My god your grandad has a scrotesque neck!
3. Man, your girlfriend is scrotesque!

by Dan, James, Pat February 18, 2004

Scrotey

Slang for a dude, especially one that is getting out of control.

"Settle down, Scrotey!"

by scrotey13 October 11, 2012

scroke

A failed attempt at a tea bagging.

I totally scroked last night when my sack slipped off Jim's face.

by Sunsetdistrictincorperated April 11, 2016

Scrosexual

A person who identifies under the sexual orientation of scrosexuality

Scrosexual people typically partake in Ballstretching in order to achieve an hourglass shape scrotum. To scrosexual individuals the scrotum when stretched out and hanging low is he PARAMOUNT AESTHETIC . Scrosexual individuals are typically male but it is not limited to just men. A female can be scrosexual if she believes the the scrotum is the sexiest thing about her male counterpart. If anyones erotic focus is centered on the scrotum or scrocentric then they are scrosexual

This definition is accurate and the other definition on urban dictionary is inaccurate. It was written by “Scrotence Malone” in 2008 and it is outdated but more importantly so far from the true meaning of the word

Caroline is scrosexual because she loves saggy balls

by TheFirstLove February 19, 2022