internal screaming

When someone seems to be content and has a normal expression, but in reality they are silently screaming for reasons like boredom, anger, fear, etc.

1. Doing internal screaming can happen when you see something extremely cringeworthy
2. The lesson was so fucking boring that i had to internally scream

by BurritoAmigoTacoTortilla May 4, 2016

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The Chain of Screaming

A Theory Made up by Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother) stating that there is a chain/cycle of screaming in which one (original screamer) yells at someone else, then that person yells at another person and another and another, so on and so forth. This chain/cycle will eventually lead back to the original screamer, ending the Chain of Screaming. AKA The Circle of Screaming or The Pyramid of Screaming.

Example: Arthur’s boss’s boss screams at Arthur’s boss, Arthur’s boss screams at Arthur, Arthur screams at Marshall, Marshall goes home and screams at his wife, Lily,Lily (a kindergarten teacher) screams at one of the kids in her kindergarten class (hmm, let’s say Mary), and then Mary goes home and screams at her dad, Arthur’s boss’s boss, thus ending The Chain of Screaming.

by Turtle Mcfly March 10, 2014

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In space, no one can hear you scream.

This is the tagline for the film Alien, which was directed by Ridley Scott, not James Cameron, as currently stated on this site. Cameron directed the sequel, Aliens.

"In space, no one can hear you scream." is on e of the most quoted and parodied timelines in film history. It would have been more accurate if applied to Cuaron's Gravity, in which the silence of space plays a role in the narrative.

by drbill January 9, 2014

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fap scramble

n. or v. the act of closing porn browser windows, putting the lotion away, throwing socks or tissues out of sight, and pulling up your pants up when you hear someone coming towards you whilst you are fapping

"If you're in your room and you hear someone coming just fap scramble like a boss!"

"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"

by courtesy of /r9k/ February 14, 2012

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Screaming Chocolate Guy

As made famous by Spongebob Squarepants.

The episode where Spongebob and Patrick are selling chocolate bars and he insanely screams "CHOCOLATE!!!"

He ends up buying all of the chocolate.

Screaming Chocolate Guy: CHOCOLATE!!!!

Screaming Chocolate Guy: Now that I have you right where I want you, *suspense builds* I'd like to buy all of your chocolate.

by OMFG CHOCOLATE September 27, 2009

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