Examples: For the human soul, the bible is considered "Scriptural" based on the word "scripture:
A car repair manual to repair a specific vehicle may be called the "scripture" for a specific repair technique used for that specific year make and model of vehicle
A car repair manual to repair a specific vehicle may be called the "scripture" for a specific repair technique used for that specific year make and model of vehicle
by Phattmann August 22, 2009
Get the Scriptural mug.art consisting of remnant/s of previously consumed food usually found in/on a water-filled porcelain canvas... ie: SHIT!! (doug tracht, "the greaseman")
i just stepped in a dogs' intestinal sculpture, and about gagged!!
just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!
'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!
'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
by michael foolsley June 4, 2011
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Um, you see, I know it's May 22, but I'm not gonna be able to pay any rent or utility bills - because, as a true believer and subscriber to Family Radio, I'm a little straptured.
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Sales Lady: Only 400$
Janis: I'll take it. What a priceless piece of shit.
Sales Lady: Only 400$
Janis: I'll take it. What a priceless piece of shit.
by CharlieCamelCase June 1, 2017
Get the butt sculpture mug.A hybrid combination of a Christian and a Hipster. Scriptsters generally hold the same appearance of a hipster, but with more frequent showers, "vintage" clothing bought new, and are frequent church goers.
"Look at those Scriptsters over there. We're in the same room, but i can't smell them, and their clothes look like they were bought at full price. Wow, and they're wearing Toms."
by The dude from nashville November 22, 2009
Get the Scriptsters mug.'If you don't like it, don't look at it'. The default defense for weak persons when their cultural taste is rightly ousted as lame. Called a sand sculpture defense because it's an ugly construction that falls apart rather quickly.
Wise man: Sand sculptures are lame. I know y'all been wondering about this, but there it is.
Weak man: If you don't like sand sculptures, don't look at them!
Wise man: Oh snap, the sand sculpture defense.
Weak man: If you don't like sand sculptures, don't look at them!
Wise man: Oh snap, the sand sculpture defense.
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