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Scriptural

Scriptural (n): a reference to a body of written work that is considered of cannonical nature.
Examples: For the human soul, the bible is considered "Scriptural" based on the word "scripture:

A car repair manual to repair a specific vehicle may be called the "scripture" for a specific repair technique used for that specific year make and model of vehicle
by Phattmann August 22, 2009
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intestinal sculpture

art consisting of remnant/s of previously consumed food usually found in/on a water-filled porcelain canvas... ie: SHIT!! (doug tracht, "the greaseman")
i just stepped in a dogs' intestinal sculpture, and about gagged!!

just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!

'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
by michael foolsley June 4, 2011
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Scripter

A person's title or position, who is designated to read scriptures aloud during a service, wedding, seminar, etc.
Please listen to the Scripter read from Matthew 24, verses 1-3.
by GenRev July 24, 2013
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Straptured

Being very low on cash because you spent your life savings on a false prophecy of the end of the world.
Um, you see, I know it's May 22, but I'm not gonna be able to pay any rent or utility bills - because, as a true believer and subscriber to Family Radio, I'm a little straptured.
by lowlights September 13, 2011
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butt sculpture

What people from Perrysburg, OH call their poop.
Janis: How much for the butt sculpture?
Sales Lady: Only 400$
Janis: I'll take it. What a priceless piece of shit.
by CharlieCamelCase June 1, 2017
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Scriptsters

A hybrid combination of a Christian and a Hipster. Scriptsters generally hold the same appearance of a hipster, but with more frequent showers, "vintage" clothing bought new, and are frequent church goers.
"Look at those Scriptsters over there. We're in the same room, but i can't smell them, and their clothes look like they were bought at full price. Wow, and they're wearing Toms."
by The dude from nashville November 22, 2009
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sand sculpture defense

'If you don't like it, don't look at it'. The default defense for weak persons when their cultural taste is rightly ousted as lame. Called a sand sculpture defense because it's an ugly construction that falls apart rather quickly.
Wise man: Sand sculptures are lame. I know y'all been wondering about this, but there it is.
Weak man: If you don't like sand sculptures, don't look at them!
Wise man: Oh snap, the sand sculpture defense.
by Coincidence April 20, 2008
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