scrimpin'

to be running out of something or have a low supply. As in running low on clean underwear or nearly running out of toilet paper, etc.

Dude, we gotta get groceries tomorrow, we're really scrimpin' on food.

by LibertyStreetLivin October 5, 2011

Shrimpy

A male with a abnormally small penis. Gets called a variety of names such as Shrimpy, Shrimp Dick, or Small Fry. And he normally claims he has a large dick... do you though?

“Hey Shrimpy you got a girlfriend yet”
“I wish, not with my little guy”

by Shrimpdickwillie69 December 22, 2017

Scrumpy

Anything that is not smooth. Anything with a texture. Something that is scrumpy could look and feel bumpy, woven, grooved, knobbed, spiny, ribbed or knitted.

That pineapple is scrumpy. That’s a scrumpy shirt. Let’s play with the scrumpy ball.

by TheBabyWhoSaysHelloToEveryone September 18, 2023

Scrumpy

a rough cider with chokeable sized lumps in

that scrumpy looked the same coming up as going down

by :o) April 25, 2003

scrumpy and weston

A musical style blending English Folk and country rock unique to the English west country. Founded by Adge Cutler and the wurzels.

The term derives from scrumpy a potent form of rough cider and Weston-super-mare, a town in Somerset.

Scrumpy and Weston is the new rock and roll

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Edward Scrumpyhands

Similar to Edward 40-hands but with two bottles of Scrumpys Cider. The Scrumpys are taped to the hands and cannot be removed until both are finished. The player can do whatever they like without spilling the bottles or removing them. Often results in an ambulance arriving.

"Matt put your dick away!"
"I can't! i can't do up my fly coz iv got these damn bottles on my hands! Damn you Edward scrumpyhands!"

by scutmonkey December 12, 2007

scrimy

very tight with money, cheap or tight fisted with cash. This was a real word in the 1800's that was dropped for lack of use.

He is so very scrimy - you can hear the money squeaking as it comes from his wallet.

by Yer_Mom December 1, 2010