A new feature on apple devices that allows parents to limit screen time for there kids. A retarded feature used mostly by adults to put into kids devices because kids “use them too much” fuck who ever made screen time.
Oh I can’t do that cause I have screen time
My parents put screen time on my phone
Oh I didn’t respond to the text because of screen time
My parents put screen time on my phone
Oh I didn’t respond to the text because of screen time
by Little Timmy has Ligma July 30, 2019
Get the Screen time mug.A hungry gamer, or anyone who stands in front of the screen during a party and demands food or something else ofno revelence from their fellow gamers. Usually a larger person.
Gamers: "Dammit Ryan your such a screen block!"
Hungry Gamer: "Sorry guys I didn't know the cheese for the chips was gone"
Gamers: "It's alright man, but we just got pwned!"
Hungry Gamer: "Sorry guys I didn't know the cheese for the chips was gone"
Gamers: "It's alright man, but we just got pwned!"
by Webster's bra June 27, 2009
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by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 9, 2022
Get the Screenshit mug.When someone has been using a tablet, ipad, and or any other sort of touch-screen, they get so used to using one and having a screen respond to their touch, they will go to any computer trying to touch it, and then usually spend a minute or two trying to find out why its "broken".
Guy#1: Dude, can i see your computer?
Guy#2: Yeah sure, just dont break it.
Guy#1: Hey, whats wrong with your screen? Did it break?
Guy#2: What are you going on about? its perfectly fine!
Guy#1: It won't respond to my touch! it must be broken.
Guy#2: Its not broken you helpless git, it isn't a touch- screen!
Guy#1: Oh! That explains it....
Guy#2: Dude! You must have touch-screen syndrome!
Guy#2: Yeah sure, just dont break it.
Guy#1: Hey, whats wrong with your screen? Did it break?
Guy#2: What are you going on about? its perfectly fine!
Guy#1: It won't respond to my touch! it must be broken.
Guy#2: Its not broken you helpless git, it isn't a touch- screen!
Guy#1: Oh! That explains it....
Guy#2: Dude! You must have touch-screen syndrome!
by 3Quantum3 February 2, 2012
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Get the Bonking Screens mug.a program that comes with your computer to take place of your keyboard when your dies. you use your mouse to click on the letters you want to type.
by veggieness April 5, 2005
Get the on-screen keyboard mug.This term is usually associated with online games. The term is used in the event a player describes a situation in which the outcome was unbelievable, unlikely, or amazing. Player(A) then describes the event to his friend, player(B), who was not there to witness the event, which to him sounds unbelievable. In which case, player(B)in disbelief says, "Screenshots or it didn't happen."
Player(A): LOLWTFOMG!11!!cos(0)1!!!! HAHAHAHAH, I just one shotted a paladin through his nub shield.
Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!
Player(A): HAHAHLOLOMGWTF!!1!!!cos(0)!1!! I just shot my tube from The Hotel across the map and killed player(C) at the Gatehouse on Karkand in BF2 without knowing where he was.
Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!
Player(A): Here you go, lol pwnd.
Player(C): NO WAI!!
Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!
Player(A): HAHAHLOLOMGWTF!!1!!!cos(0)!1!! I just shot my tube from The Hotel across the map and killed player(C) at the Gatehouse on Karkand in BF2 without knowing where he was.
Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!
Player(A): Here you go, lol pwnd.
Player(C): NO WAI!!
by Nicholas(MoB|Enterprise) May 4, 2007
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