Screwing the pooch

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

by Motorhead October 16, 2011

squawking seagull

When having sex on the beach or any other sandy surface near a large body of water the male removes his penis from the female vagina, dips it in the sand, then reinserts his penis into the vagina thus causing the female to squawk and scream.

My girlfriend wont go to the beach with me anymore since I gave her the squawking seagull last time we went together.

by in the know2 July 29, 2009

Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!

Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'

by NODNYL January 15, 2011

Table Scrapping

To "take whatever you can get"; even if it is things that the pet wouldn't venture through.

Man, Frank has really been hanging with some dawgs as of late. I saw him with a girl last night- he is totally table scrapping!

by DirtyFrank27 April 15, 2009

Squawking Penis

A little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason.

Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"

Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"

by Fudbringer January 29, 2014

Sprakking

When you take a midget and tie them to a firehose and turn it on full power so they spin around like a human sprinkler.

Rachelle was sprakking that midget so hard he still has water dribbling from his nose

by greenfrog September 4, 2013

Scrackin

Scrack‧ing  (s-KRAK-ing)

–Verb
1. Comes from the English words "What's" and "Cracking".
2. Slang for "What's Cracking"
a. Also said as "'Scrackin'"

A faster way of saying "What's Cracking?"('Scrackin')

Origin: 2006
First used by: Teenager Bryan Shepherd, 16

My_Screen_name: Yo, 'Scrackin' man?
Friends_Screen_name: Nothing man, Cool word, did you make that up?
My-Screen_Name: Damn skippy.

by Bryan AIM= Ch40sDiViSi0N September 28, 2006