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Scrat a tat tat

Huge anus up a cat with a Chinese person eating it
by The real slim shady : May 11, 2020
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Frozen scrat

The act of freezing a dead squirl and using it as a sex toy.
Hey Bill I gave Carla a frozen scrat last night she loved it!
by Cessna blow me December 31, 2015
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Dern scrat

Bro Andrew can’t hear anything. He’s got dern scrat
by Geebo April 2, 2025
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Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.
Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".
by samsung0804 July 27, 2019
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Scratch the Russian

... and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan. This tradition involves violence, cruelty, and lying from the Mongols. Such a state will inevitably become thoroughly corrupt, violent, paranoid, technologically and socially backward, but the Russkies don’t care 'cause they have lived all their lives in authoritarian shithole, i. e. those ignorant tools simply cannot even think of any other model of government.

If Joseph Goebbels were alive, he would be jealous of how well vatniks are saturated with propaganda and the majority of them are jingoistic Putin followers. Sure, anyone can listen to this Führer and his Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Sergey Lavrov's statements as long as you keep in mind that 90% are lies and 10% exaggerations - perhaps they all live in a parallel universe as sovoks did in Soviet times.

Putinstan's attack on Ukraine has shown that the war has been proven to be a clusterfuck, they have failed on many levels. Vladolf Putler's dream is to restore that shithole to true superpower, the dream might come true when he is at a respectable age of 120.

A watched pot never boils, therefore Putler's military has adopted once again the good old Mongol tactics; massacres of civilians, tortures and rapes. Like their Asiatic ancestors, they are destroying all infrastructure such as water supply, granaries, hospitals etc. etc., and schools especially if there happen to be children, those future Nazis are a potential threat to Putinstan.
Scratch the Russian and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan - more than 250 years enslavered by Mongols has its effects.
by O. W. Tongueincheek May 9, 2022
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sac scratch fever

The constant scratching of, and picking at, your ballsac due to discomfort, nerves or both.
These damn suit pants always give me sac scratch fever! Fuck, I have no shot at sitting through this interview without scratching and shuffling my ballbag.
by sciflyer.25 June 8, 2014
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Silver Scat

The complete opposite of a silver fox! This is the version that is not desired by younger women. Looks creepy old, acts immature, and prefers soft sex.
1. Jennifer got herself a new silver scat daddy, it must be school registration $$$ time again.

2. Omg, did you see how gross that Tita and her uncle Chester Silver Scat look together? It looks like one of those grandpa Fucker pornos.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 20, 2019
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