not scottish

When something is right/perfect.

To be "not scottish" is a compliment.

Person 1: "Wow, you did that perfectly!"
Person 2 "Yea, definitely not scottish. :D"

by Welshmanlikestehsheep September 14, 2008

scottish

Adjective:

The exact opposite to welsh. Boring, idle and dammed right ugly.

Get uff ya fat arse and stop bein' so Scottish!

by welsh ninjas August 5, 2006

scottish

dumb big headed ugly assholes that stink like whiskey mixed with shit

This drunk dumb ass with big head must be scottish.

by sssss12345 July 26, 2009

Scottish Stovepipe

When one gentleman injects Scotch Whisky down his urethra and then proceeds to blast the Scotch Whisky and semen into another gentleman's rectal cavity.

Hey Hoff, we have all of this Islay Scotch Whiskey left over and it's way to smokey and peaty for me. What should we do with it? Oh I know! Give me a "Scottish Stovepipe" bro!

by randledw September 19, 2013

scottish bloke

Mostly known as the one true Junkrat but is a great name given to poor Indian children.

"SCOTTISH CAR BEEP BEEP" Says the Scottish Bloke

by Chuca_FTW May 30, 2017

Scottish play

This is a periphrastic way of referring to William Shakespeare's play "Macbeth," a device sometimes used by actors to avoid referring to the play by name, because of the supposed bad luck that it might bring if it is referred to by name. Likewise, the protagonist and his wife are referred to as"Mr. and Mrs. M."

The Village Players led off this year's season with the Scottish play.

by eViL pOp TaRt April 24, 2010

Scottish Oyster

Sucking hot or cold semen from a used condom.

John: Did you see that nasty homeless guy?
Mick: Nah?
John: He just swallowed a Scottish Oyster.

by monkey500 January 29, 2017