Scofield

He is someone who very well might stink. He may have dark past but he also has the heart of a newborn child. He is good at finding things and bringing them back. He gives the best hugs and park. He needs to get deodorant. He is rough but patient. Some Scofields' are circle but small. He is the very best boi. The most common feature of them are their copious amounts of chins. He enjoys eating a variety of foods like wet ones or hard ones depending on his various different moods. He hates his species but he will be your BFF.

Girl 1: Woah he is very unique but kinda genius?
Girl 2: Must be a Scofield.
Girl 1: U right.

by red.298 August 29, 2020

Schofielding

The act of simultaneously being in denial and acceptance.

Matt: Wendy's frosty are gross.
Matt: Well I guess I do kind of like them.
Matt: I just can't stand their flavor.

Everyone: There Matt goes Schofielding again.

by TheUberSchnapps May 23, 2019

Schofielded

A celebrity who has lost their TV or Radio job due to their predatory behaviour

Russel Brand has been Schofielded

by AroniMacaroni September 17, 2023

Jay scofield

Th lord of gays

Jay scofield is so gay that gay doesn’t describe it

by Bigbully5567 September 30, 2019

schōffel

When you pull a girl in a shōffel (piece of clothing).
This girl is some new girl that you've pulled and isn't a fwb or a gf the girl has to be new and you have to ahs her to achieve the title of having a schōffel smash

Yea yea g my man's just had a schōffel smash

by Schōffel smash lord March 4, 2019

Goopy Schoolfield

When one eats another's eye goop.

I woke up this morning with so much goop in my eye and my girlfriend gave me a Goopy Schoolfield.

by Jimmy chew November 2, 2009

scofield

To play a prank of adding chili peppers to someone's food when the recipe doesn't otherwise call for them. From Scofield Units, the index of a chili peppers' amount of pungency and heat.

Man, is Richard gonna be sorry he did that shit to me! I just gave him a bigtime scofield!

by pentozali April 26, 2009