shmucking

to make a PB&J using a dead fetus as the jam and your own shit as the jelly

“Bro i’m so hungry right now, I for real need to start shmucking”

by holytractor February 12, 2024

Schnurming

The act of cumming, burping, sneezing, and sharting all at once on someone.

While I was sick, receiving a blumkin from my ex, I started schnurming all over her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

schlorking

It means jizzing in someone's ear and taking a spoon and mixing the jizz and ear wax together and eating it.

Example 1:
Person 1 "Did you go to her house?"
Person 2 "Yeah we were schlorking all night"

Example 2:
"Hey Shawty, get ready to get schlorked!"

Example 3:
"Wanna schlork later?"

Example 4:
"Uhh I'm such a schlorker"

by Avi Dulitsky-Tenner March 18, 2024

Schmunging

The act of putting your schmungus, inside a female of your species, and violently spinning your body around whilst inside to cause internal damage, or decrease their morale.

My girlfriend was cheating on me, so I hid the fact I had known, and begun the Schmunging

by Uranium4440 July 17, 2024

Schmocking it

Someone who looks like spock who is jerking it.

Woww I just caught Shawn schmocking it in the bathroom wearing his blue coat.

by SCHMOCKING IT May 1, 2025

Schnorking

The act of licking a feral cat found in rural Swedish neighborhoods.

Hey Jonathan Damongle XXII, shall we partake in an extravagant schnorking escapade?

by The Bontolimer. March 20, 2026

punkin schmunkinz

Small, beautiful baby with swag.

I love my punkin schmunkinz

by prissycupcake December 4, 2015