schmitties

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.

Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!

by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011

Schmutty

A stank ass cat that needs to lick its ass.

OH MY GOD! Did that schmutty just shit in my closet?

Is that a Schmutty on your lap? Dude, clean your jeans.

by Dolly Vita December 14, 2010

Schmitten

A boy/girl who loves to play fortnite in his dark, sweaty schmitten cave. He loves to game and is very easily mistaken for a naked mole rat with a shlid.

“Stop playing fortnite, your such a schmitten”

by Qwmnerbv May 3, 2019

Schmitted Up

Norway slang word for screwed up.

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...

by Sven Johansen December 24, 2004

Schmitt's dick

A dick that is without doubt bigger than any other. It is also referred to as lamp post or Schmitt senior

"What's that las doing on that lamp post"

"Trust she's on Schmitt's dick"

by cunt69 June 7, 2014

Schmitzy

Yiddish word for being sassy or passive aggressive.

What’s up with you? Why are you being so schmitzy?

by HarlemShaker November 11, 2017

schritty

adjective

causes minor-to-moderate inconvenience

1)
- dude, my roommates keep leaving the toilet paper roll empty without refilling it.

- sorry bro, that’s shritty.

2)

the man was annoyed by the schritty situation

by Baagley October 20, 2023