schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006

schlawng

Like schlong, but spelled correctly.

Ishmael: Kay so, I have the hugest schlawng eva.

Ashley: Yeah me too.

by Hawtyboggin March 20, 2007

Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.

One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"

by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018

schlang

(v) hanging out with class, style, and attitude (n) a way of life, the actual schlang session
(adj) "schlangin'" person - a player, or someone who exemplifies every good quality, or is really hot and tight.

"Gurl, you schlangin'"

"Wanna schlang with me tonight?? There is a party."

"He has like 5 girlfriends and is soo gorgeous. Dude be schlangin'!"

by schlanger479479479 June 25, 2008

schlang

German slang for penis. Colloquially, adj for male exhibiting characteristics of erectile tissue.

Sorority girls go for the rich schlang every time.

by Word Jockey May 23, 2006

Schlange

A penis, usually a very skinny one

Jordan has such a skinny schlange.

by eskettitt September 27, 2017

schlingin

a verb, used with context clues in place of any other verb.
if correctly implemented into your daily vocabulary, the use of "schlingin" makes you sound sophisticated, yet down with the urban lingo.

"Damn, they've been at the bar schlingin' (substituted for drinking) for hours! They're so schlingin' (fucking) drunk! But, not drunk enough to go schlingin' (sleeping) with random strangers. Although, the bartender was schlingin' (hooking up) you with drinks...maybe he'll take ya for a schling (ride) in his ferrari!"

*Note: schlingin' may be used in other contexts, as illustrated with the "schling" example.

And, "schlung" refers to being drunk, meaning the same as "throwed!"

..."nukka, i'm schlung!"

by BrAnDi B, E to the V, & BraNdI S~ September 1, 2006