schemer

Someone who is always trying to pull a fast one, or get bye through shady methods.

"Tim came over last night looking to get high off my shit!"

"Man, he is such a schemer!"

by El-Higgo December 26, 2005

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scheme

Scheme is a high-level functional programming language. A minimalist dialect of the Lisp programming language, Scheme focuses largely on simplicity, having a very basic syntax and only including core features thought necessary to the language.

(define (factorial n)
(cond ((= n 0) 1)
(else (* n (factorial (- n 1))))))

by Luca Kaceem Butler Masters January 29, 2004

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"get rich quick" scheme that really works

Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.

I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.

by QuacksO September 2, 2018

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ponzu scheme

any scheme or crafty plan involving ponzu sauce.

I got caught up in a ponzu scheme. My hama kama is ruined! Along with my whole vida.

by emmpanadas September 6, 2013

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Ramat Beit Shemesh

A city in Israel. Commonly referred to as The 53rd state of the United States of America. If that doesn't make sense to you, you're obviously not American, and probably don't understand why anyone would buy a Freezee for 10 shek when there's perfectly good "barad" for 2 shek around the corner.

Obama: Wow, Ramat Beit Shemesh could seriously be the 53rd state! You guys even have Shoprite Thousand Island salad dressing!
Netanyahu: There are only 50 states retard.

Obama: Well what about Hawaii and Alaska? TAKE THAT!
Netanyahu: (no comment)

by sr18120 October 9, 2011

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