Rob Schneider

The ultimate career killer to any celebrity co-staring in his mediocre movie(s). If you're a movie star, and want to end your fame, star in his next flick.

Scneider could be the least funny guy I know.

Rob Schneider could be the least funny guy I know.

by prof. frink July 11, 2006

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Schneider

A handjob given in a school library.

Sarah got caught giving Hunter a Schneider and gave Hunter the nickname "Schneider" for the rest of his life.

by ThatNewDrizzyDrake September 30, 2014

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Angry Schneiderman

While you girlfriend (or wife) has fallen asleep after promising you a blow job yet again, you sit next to her and jerk off while she sleeps. After you nut in your hand you fling it in her face and yell "Wake up bitch!".

Dude, my woman fell asleep on the couch AGAIN so I gave her an Angry Schneiderman!

by Joe Zarthon May 23, 2006

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Schmendrick

noun, a guy who thinks that money, fashion sense, and the proper affectation equals coolness.

origin-Yiddish (a stupid person)

related words- Poser, Poseur

"That guy Manny, he ain't all that! He's a fuckin' Schmendrick!"

by Malmorte February 3, 2004

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The Schneider Effect

Not knowing why your socks are or are not on your feet for any reason.

Friend 1: Dude, suddenly my socks are back on my feet, and yet I haven't even put the controller down since I took them off.

Friend 2: What the hell? Mine are too. Ghost socks!

Friend 1: No, it's The Schneider Effect~!

by Trinciacrophobia November 5, 2009

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