schload

shit load -- see shload

There's a schload of calories in this steak, egg, and cheese biscuit!

by Stealth Rabbi February 26, 2005

schloaked

when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water

oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!!

by k8ster April 3, 2009

schlocky

Of inferior quality or junky.

If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

Scemo

A mix between scene and emo for those who cannot decide between the two. Scemos are often very awesome and it is natural to be totally jealous of their awesomeness

They sometimes wear dark clothes like emos and sometimes a lot of color like scene kids. It depends on their mood.

xxEmoKidxx: Hey, are you emo?
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Pff, naww. I'm scemo.
xxEmoKidxx: Man.. I wish I was that awesome..
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Chyeahh.
xxEmoKidxx: *sniffle*

or..

xxSceneIsLovexx: Lyke hey nigz
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Hey there.
xxSceneIsLovexx: lyke omg you're cool. you mustsh bee scene ryte???
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Naww. Scemo. Jealous?
xxSceneIsLovexx: YESH!!
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Yeah, take the pain.
xxSceneIsLovexx: Wow. You're totally made of awesomesauce.
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Yes. I know.

by KatieIsTotallyScemo March 16, 2009

Scemo

For a start i want to say I think labels can be used to describe how someone dresses, there is such thing as goth, punk and emo fashion so i think if what you wear fits into the scene you shouldn't get pissed when people ask you if you belong in it. A scemo in my opinion is someone who posses the personality traits of either an emo ( deep, quiet, introverted, sensitive, bipolar, emotional, pessimistic, thoutful, emotive and creative) or a "scene kid" ( optimistic, happy, bubbly, random, confident, different, extroverted) or a combination of both. Generally people will have a combination of both so what really makes you seen as a "scemo" is if you dress in a mixture of the two. Band shirts, converse, black eyeliner, fringe (emo) and neon skinny jeans, candy bracelets, crazy hair and a colourful hoodie. Emos can dress however they want and so can scene kids. Just because you choose to follow a lifestyle doesn't mean you limit yourself to one fashion sense. That's why the only reason to really know is to ask them :)

That quiet kid in the corner, writing in a diary wearing a pink hoodie and a BOTDF shirt looks like a scemo. There's no point labelling him though.

by Black_Paradex December 24, 2014

Schlobbering

To aggressively, violently, yet lovingly, suck someone penis. Usually involves high amounts of spit.

"Susan was Schlobbering all over my dick last night."

by Schlobbering December 2, 2018

schlob

To suck vigorously, insatiably .

Bob schlobbed my nob with a fury.

by jizzlebertus July 24, 2003