sapetto

A divine person. A semi-god. These people are truly the masters of perfection.

We must obey and serve him hi is sapetto!

by foreignerbyme February 20, 2011

Samet

Samet is someone who isn’t know for his looks. He’s extremely funny and knows how to make people laugh. He charms people into dating him. He is a very loyal friend and he would do anything for you if you’re in his inner circle.

Girl 1: Samet is so funny we talked all night.
Girl 2: He stood up for me a few days ago.

by Reindeerfucker15 December 5, 2020

safety shit

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.

Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!

by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016

Saketh

An amazing person, they are very smart and will always be there to help you! They will be really nice to you if you're nice to them and will trust you if you don't do anything bad to them. They also joke a lot

Friend 1: Who is that over there?
Friend 2: Oh that's a Saketh! They are very nice once you get to know them
Friend 1: I would love to be their friend!

by Lemon Nights June 1, 2021

bob saget

The illest mother fucker in a cardigan sweater.

O man! That mother fucker is ill in that cardigan sweater! That must be Bob Saget!

by FUNK MASTER C July 19, 2006

safety poo

A poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won't need a shit later on.

Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.

by mikethompson February 14, 2009

the safety dance

Extremely catchy song by the synth pop group Men Without Hats. It's about nonconformism and doing your own thing.

The Safety Dance Lyrics--

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

by Taylorman June 17, 2006