Satan

Personified evil who walks the earth and makes humans screw eachother over.

The devil (see O.J. Simpson

Satan is a real bastard.

by Montague Fisk April 27, 2005

Satan

my boyfriend

"Oh satan daddy fuck me harder"

by trumpu December 12, 2018

Satan

Satan has come forth in human form as dubstep producer Rusko. He is (as of August 2010) involved in an uberEpic battle with his nemesis God (aka deadmau5).

Rusko is the second coming of Satan!!

by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Satan

the dude God bullies the most

God tells everybody Satan is the source of all evil. In reality, God kills everybody, causes me misery, and Satan just goes around telling everybody the truth about God.

by God can sucks Jesus' balls March 14, 2009

satanic

A disparaging adjective applied by fundamentalist Christians to anyone or anything outside their own particular belief system.

My daddy says that philosophy is satanic.

by AynRandsTeddyBear April 29, 2005

satan

1.SATAN-

Security Administrator Tool for Analyzing Networks.

2. Commonly know as, the devil.

1. SATAN kept me secure in the mid 1990's.

2. Hail Satan!

by Vivec May 15, 2005

Satan

What your mom looks like.

person 1: hi this is my mom *shows mom*
person 2:OMG YOUR MOMMA LOOKS LIKE SATAN OIGS IN BKANEKTS AND A BAG OF TRUXTON> OMMMMMG
mom: lolwut

by Satan's DAUGHTERRRR December 27, 2012