Satan 

1. Big red dude that lives in hell
2. Marlyn Manson's Bestest buddy
3. daddy of the Antichrist
4. Recreational Killer that likes to use Satanism in a situation

1. Hello all welcome to hell please get in line for your torture
2. Marlyn you look great in that Camisole
4. Cop1: we have a Satan down at the Warehouse sexually toturing women
Cop2:shit...

Satan by Scary Terry April 8, 2005

Satan 

commonly thought of as a evil male with horns, but in truth is a beautiful young girl. She is underage and favorite pass time is to seduce older guys. Another name for Satan is Lynessa, which is the original swedish translation.

*guy looks at girl walking buy*
friend : "dont look at her, she's a satan"

Satan by A Friend In Need June 2, 2009

Satan 

A nonexistent figure created based off of older, pagan religious symbols for the purpose of scaring young impressionable children into believing in god... another nonexistent character ALSO based on earlier, PAGAN religious symbols and beliefs.

Come on people don't be airheads.

Satan isn't real and neither is Jesus.

Satan by Styxhexenhammer November 29, 2009

satan 

My dad...

no more need be said about satan...

satan by tdeuce93 January 10, 2011

Satan 

SATAN means Eternal truth in the sanskrit language. Lord Satan is the God of gentiles (non jews). Satan has been known under many names in different cultures. He is actually an extra terrestrial being (Nordic race) friendly towards humanity. All the pagan Gods are extra terrestrials. Satan is the first yogi and the first magician. He is also the first in the universe to have reached immortality. He is the father of the aryan (white race). His brother is Enki also known as Beelzebub. Satan's wife is Lilith and he has several children, the most famous ones being Astaroth and Azazel. Some names given to Lord Satan in different cultures include : Enki, EA, Lucifer, Odin, Wotan, Shiva, Shaitan, Satanas.. He is also called the "Allfather". Satan predates christianity and is not submitted in any way to the so called jewish god "jehovah" which is actually a group of evil aliens and not a single person. Satan is a very loving father to his followers. He is not evil in any way. There are many Demons (Gods) under his banner. To learn more about Satan go to joyofsatan.org

Satan is incredibly beautiful. Satan has nothing to do with the christian lies of a red horned monster. Satan has blond hair, blue eyes and is the father of the aryan (white) race. Satan stands for individuality, freedom and empowerement. He wants us to realize our potential and become gods ourselves. Satan created us but the evil jehovah organisation waged a war against Satan to enslave humanity, and they sealed our chakras preventing us from easily accessing our spiritual powers. To learn more about Satan please visit joyofsatan.org

Satan by Satanic Snake May 26, 2017

Satan 

Goes by many names. His favorite title is "Lord of All Emos". These days humanity do so much to corrupt their souls themselves, he hardly has any work to do, so he mostly plays chess with Kim Jong Il and wonders why Cradle of Filth even bothered to release their new album in the first place.

Really isn't as bad as all that, apparently.
Also see Dick Cheney and Adam Sandler.

"Hey, I just saw Satan!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he was cutting himself and trying to convince George Bush to quit the Iraq War"

Satan by Aaron Vance January 11, 2009

Satan 

The word originates in old testament Judaism.
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Therefore you posers can't twist it to mean whatever you want in the name of your gay goth philosophy/religion or whatever it is.

stupid satanists on this site: it's not the Christian anti-god or the Jewish adversary of humanity

sane person: yes,it is...you wouldn't even have that word if the Jews didn't use it first so therefore you losers can't even redefine it and then get mad when people don't conform to your definition that you made up...look we're perfectly sane here and don't need to conform to your pathetic little goth fantasies

Satan by FUCK OFF YOU December 28, 2005