the sandman waffle

when your fucking a chick in the ass while shes giving your buddy a blowjob then you both pull out and jizz in and around her mouth

man you just got the sandman waffle

by scotty and austin February 19, 2009

Santa Monica Sandman

The dictionary term for when one throatfucks a girl on the beach before tossing sand in her face immediately following ejaculation. An act so named for the location from which it originated--Santa Monica.

Dude, did you hear about Cigar Guy? He boned that chick on the beach and gave her a total Santa Monica Sandman! Chick couldn't see for hours.

by DMULESBURNER September 21, 2021

Sandman

While having sexual relations with a woman, he pulls out before climaxing on the woman's face. He proceeds to jizz all up in her eye, like sand from the sandman, as the popular folk tale goes. While the female is recovering from temporary blindness, the man uses his still partially erect penis to whack the female across the head, putting her to "sleep" as does the sandman in the popular folk tale. An optional addition is to have a stereo blasting enter sandman by metallica as you perform this move, and after it is completed, you jump and dance around the girls unconscious body with the song blazing all the while.

I swear officer, she wanted me to sandman her.

by Lamar Longwood September 30, 2009

Flacco and The Sandman

The hilarious comedy duo from Australia. The Sandman has neck-length, curly hair, and Flacco is bald, except for the curved hair smeared on his forehead.

<NakedSandman> Did you steal my red suit? Naughty boy!

by B-Drac August 12, 2003

Kicking the Sandman in his sack

Staying up realy late doing stuff that keeps you awake.

Visit this site and kick the Sandman in his sack!

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

The Sandman

The Sandman, is a revengeful maneuver typically preformed after being lured and misled back to a bitch's house with the promises of a good hard fuckin. Only to come to the realization that you ain't gettin your dick wet this night. Properly performed when you continue on with her charade, leading her into a false sense of security and acting as if you are fully understanding of her not wanting to put out. Allowing her to drift peacefully to sleep so you can quickly but silently crank dat soulja boy into her closed eyes. With a good long nights rest this will crust her eyes shut, in the morning resembling a harsh visit from the "Sandman."

The Sandman: "You bang out that fine piece of ass last night?!" "Naw, that bitch didn't give it up so i sandmanned that hoe."

by bROMAD November 11, 2009

Enter sandman

When sex is unintentionally initiated while you're both still sleeping, and neither of you realize what's happening until just before the sandman enters neverland.

"Hey Lars, that was pretty hot when you did the Enter Sandman on me last night... ;)"

by drinkinbaileysfromashoe October 18, 2017