Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.
Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?
Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.
Candy: Damn Bitch
Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.
Candy: Damn Bitch
by Drpun May 18, 2009
Get the San Antonio Goose Eggmug. When performing intercourse the man sticks his dingaling up the nasal cavity of a woman right when he is about to ejaculate.
1. OOOOHHHHH YEAA
Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.
It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.
Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.
It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.
by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008
Get the San Antonio Stuffy nosemug. When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm
by M2B2D2 March 29, 2015
Get the San Antonio Cookie Jarmug. Commonly referred to as Mt. San Antonio College. It's a community college located in Walnut, California. Easily better than some of the four-year universities, namely Cal Poly Pomona.
It is also known as: Mt. Stuck, UCLA (UC Left of Amar), and Harvard on Hill.
It is also known as: Mt. Stuck, UCLA (UC Left of Amar), and Harvard on Hill.
Some dude: "I got into Cal Poly! And Cal State Fullerton! And UC Riverside!"
Smarter person: "I'd rather go to Mt. San Antonio College and transfer to UC Berkeley and USC."
Smarter person: "I'd rather go to Mt. San Antonio College and transfer to UC Berkeley and USC."
by Mountie09 May 21, 2009
Get the Mt. San Antonio Collegemug. by besticle October 22, 2008
Get the San Antonio Stuffy Nosemug. "Ted is such a fuckin San Antonio Spurge. Too bad he can't go back to San Antonio."
"Tony Parker is the best San Antonio Spurge."
"Tony Parker is the best San Antonio Spurge."
by Moore Head June 12, 2018
Get the San Antonio Spurgemug. A sexual act in which a beer bottle is put base first into a woman’s vagina deep enough that the spout of the bottle sticks out, and her partner deepthroats the spout to chug the beer.
Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.
Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.
Man 1: I heard John got the San Antonio Special from Jackie last night!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!
by SATXBro April 9, 2024
Get the San Antonio Specialmug.