san jose 

A place with few venues for local bands, Christmas in the Park, and crazy Santa Clara cops in the next town over (which is all connected so you can't really tell).

Bad traffic and a bad nightlife.

"Hey! San Jose is 45 minutes away from SF!"

san jose by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

san jose 

Full of midwesterners and Asians migrating to the Bay Area for dull tech jobs, San Jose boasts being the most expensive place you can't figure out why you spent your money on it in the nation, probably the world. Like smog? Like traffic? Like competing to go out and shop? Like "multiculturalism" without real diversity (i.e., diversity of income, mentality, thought, and expression)? Like seeing artists shuffled off to borning tech jobs because if they don't the city will brutally swallow them financially? Like a downtown that caters entirely to suburbanite commuters and then shuts down on Sunday, leaving nothing but bums and bummed renters? Like being close to a place just like where you are but with a dirty beach? Like a university that cares a rat's ass about the humanities but boasts that it "powers Silicon Valley" by providing no-brained training for jobs that anybody can learn and that corporations should pay to train people on? Like 5 types of cops on your block? Scared of urban life? Like cowtowns with Sushi? Like seeing friends sucked back into a hopeless vortex because San Jose "is all about the people"? Like men? Got rice? . . . Try San Jose! You'll love it.

San Jose took every last penny I had and all I got was this stupid jaywalking ticket.

San Francisco is San Jose's amusement park.

San Jose: Where $100 K equals $60 K almost anywhere else, but I still can't find anything edifying to spend it on . . . guess I'll go to Valley Fair and buy more clothes, or maybe those implants.

san jose by James McGee August 24, 2006

San Jose Prep 

San Jose Prep is a preparatory school in Jacksonville Florida with grades k-12. They have a Varsity boys team, middle school boys team and Varsity girls team. Their Varsity team won state champs and their middle school team is #1 or #2 in the city is not on the basketball team. They got some thick girls too.

San Jose prep is a nice school with lots of toys

San Jose Prep by nodroppp February 8, 2022

east side opening (eso) of san josé california

The opening to the east side in San José , California. It is the opening when you go down east santa clara until the downtown streets end (ends at 34th street and begins on king road when going east on santa clara). In my personal experience, it is a great, fun, and fast moving place where numerous resturants and shops reside on the sidewalks, also where the infamous May 29th (2020) protest on highway 101 occured, i was there luckily in order to record it. ended badly unfortunately as the police came but yah anyways

man 1: where is the eso(east side opening)

man 2: drive all the way down through east santa clara street until you hit 34th, then the eso begins after 34th ends and when king road begins.

definition of east side opening (eso) of san josé california= the opening to the east side from downtown sj

east side opening (eso) of san josé california by sanjoseog408 September 22, 2020

San Jose 

Southernmost suburb of San Francisco.

Why did a take a job all the way down in San Jose?

San Jose by doughnuts June 26, 2007

san jose 

The only city in US history to make such a big deal out of recently becoming the "10th Largest City in the Country." They have celebrated this fact and continue to tell everyone else about it as though anyone gives a fucc. Detroit recently lost this "elite" status as of July 2005, but no one there probably is aware of this fact because they have better things to focus on. San Jose: the first capitol of CA, the 10th largest city in the nation, 3rd largest in CA, and largest in the Bay, and not a single aspect of it is any more interesting than this trivia that no one cares about in the first place!!

San Jo Fudgepacker A: Hey dawg, did you kno that if you count all the dirt and barren hills in San Jose it has more land space than any other city in the Bay?

San Jo Fudgepacker B: Awww shit my nigga! We got a larger population here too! That along with the fact that in '91 we finally got a professional sports team (the Sharks) gives us a chance to talk about how great our city is all day long! Finally life has meaning!

San Jo Fudgepacker A: Right! Now when we spend our days talking shit about Frisco to outsiders we have something to tell them. I'm so giddy! Bend me over and have your way with me!

san jose by BayAreaRidah41510 May 23, 2006

San Jose 

home of bayarea hardcore, and the scene kids with stretched ears who love hanging out in downtown losgatos every night getting fucked up.

we are in san jose lets go to the macla!!!!

San Jose by kaylakurbstomp July 20, 2007