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Reverse Samson.

(n). The loss of any skills or strength when you undergo a ridiculous hair transplant in a pathetic attempt to reverse the loss of hair (also called a Rooney)
Alex. Hey Wayne, since you've had that dead gerbil sewn to your head, your form has dipped a little
The problem could be your reverse samson.

Wayne. I know gaffer, but I need to keep my film star looks for when I hang up my boots.
Reverse Samson. by Dungwit November 27, 2013

Slippery Samson 

First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.
Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.
Slippery Samson by JazzyJews September 20, 2020

negro samson 

A very strong and quick black man that often finds himself at odds with the law. He nearly always is doing something illegal and has many misadventures.
Negro Samson was robbing a corner store deli when the police arrived. When they yelled "freeze" he was off like a greyhound with the money he had gotten.
negro samson by Negro Samson December 6, 2013

liz samson 

an absolute bitch who uses generally sly and dirty ways to break up with you. This is even worse if she happens to be religious and protestant. Also, a girlish woman who uses your heart and leaves it withered away
Man i can't believe she told me her parents were getting divorced so she could break up with me, an absolute liz samson

JD Samson 

a member of the electro-punk feminist band Le Tigre
JD Samson by rosex September 14, 2007