A Catholic school in Preston, a suburb of Melbourne, Australia with a high Muslim population to the point where the actual Catholics don't go to school on Islamic holidays due to the decline in attendence.
A school where the dodgy teachers only last 3 months, to get some experience in their first year out of teacher's college, before having a mental breakdown and moving on to greener pastures (even if they are rolling across them in straightjackets).
A school which spends money on things like self promotion when there is nothing of value to promote (see the recently decommissioned purple and yellow "Samaritan tram" as a case in point). Despite the fact that the school oval is an oblong and the basketball court has no basketball rings.
A school which spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a lift for disabled students, got the archbishop in to bless it, and saw the only disabled student leave the school.
A school that tried to enforce uniform standards and got the response "Sir, are you trying to make this like a rich school or sumfink?" No child, that's impossible...
Samaritan, pretension is our aim!
A school where the dodgy teachers only last 3 months, to get some experience in their first year out of teacher's college, before having a mental breakdown and moving on to greener pastures (even if they are rolling across them in straightjackets).
A school which spends money on things like self promotion when there is nothing of value to promote (see the recently decommissioned purple and yellow "Samaritan tram" as a case in point). Despite the fact that the school oval is an oblong and the basketball court has no basketball rings.
A school which spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a lift for disabled students, got the archbishop in to bless it, and saw the only disabled student leave the school.
A school that tried to enforce uniform standards and got the response "Sir, are you trying to make this like a rich school or sumfink?" No child, that's impossible...
Samaritan, pretension is our aim!
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Get the samerits mug.a Sammita is a girl typically known for being bubbly and sweet. a Sammita has an obsession with all things cute and fuzzy, like puppies, kitties, pygmy puffs, and just about any other type of animal in baby form. Sammitas are perpetually late beings, often seen running to get places. Due to their wardrobe of very bright colored clothing, purses, backpacks, and accessories, Sammitas are often descibed as "berries". Ye be warned, do not approach a Sammita empty handed - it's best to always be prepared for a Sammita encounter. If you so happen to meet a Sammita, present her with old fashioned grandpa candies (Andes mints, Frangos chocolates) Caramellos and cookies. Sammitas use cutesy adjectives and are prone to random outbursts of squeals and giggles.
This calendar of puppies is so cute, Sammita would love it.
That girl with the bright purple backpack is such a Sammita.
That girl with the bright purple backpack is such a Sammita.
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