Samoans

Generally one of the most gentle human beings on Earth. Not disrespectful, friendly, and even though they are big as hell they're particularly peaceful. However, you may run into the occasional gang member, and even they are not too bad. Dont fuck with them and they wont fuck with you.

Random guys: What's up
Samoans: Nothing really, im about to workout, football season is coming up!

by BayAreaReppin March 2, 2010

samoan pile driver

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"

by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003

Samoan Slap

Being slapped with a jandal. (Jandal being a Flip-Flop)
Usually done by a samoan lady to her kids or Husband...

If you don't behave right now I'mma samoan slap you! And you know what those feel like!!!!

by dongbull21 March 26, 2011

Samoan(s)

Samoans are people from the Pacific. They are of the Polynesian category along with others such as tongans, and etc. I read most of the definitions of samoans, and I tell almost everyone of those are not true. Not all samoans are big, and large. I would say heavy boned and naturally muscular. LOL. Samoans are friendly people. They are called the "Happy people" of polynesia. But if you mess with them in some rude way, I can't tell you what will happen, but it probably one of your worst experience. Just kidding, not all are the worst. Some are kind-hearted. In the samoan culture, RESPECT is really involved. Respect your elders, family, and friends for they will respect you back. ( I think) So my friends, this is what I think Samoans are.

Samoan(s) tend to do daily chores that leads to be the most powerful weapon there can be to strength and respect!

by tweeta June 24, 2009

Samoan land mine

A large dump

"Hold on I gotta go drop a Samoan land mine!"

by ndm1598 November 9, 2014

Samoan Roadblock

When you get caught behind two fat chicks walking slow in a narrow hallway and there isn't enough room to pass

Jed - "Yo Dennis why you late? The meeting started 10 minutes ago."

Dennis - "Bro I couldn't help it I got caught behind a Samoan Roadblock coming back from my smoke break."

by Fresno Bob September 28, 2017

Samorah

Someone who cares about people but still have time for herself someone who is intelligent And beautiful and leaves a little sparkle where ever shoes goes but sometime she can get a bad attitude

Samorah is so helpful

by Jamie eveyl June 3, 2018