Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.

Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.

by Joey Orgler November 8, 2007

Samoan Steamroll

When a naked big hot large Samoan man belly flops on top of you and you fucking die of an orgasm.

Bro I just got Samoan steamrolled so hard last night.

by CoopyCrisp June 24, 2021

Samoan Dinner

A meal big enough to feed all of Africa. There is only one meal big enough to feed a Samoan.

A Samoan dinner is a really big meal.

by Hong kong fewy September 2, 2017

Samoan Splash

That moment when you get bitten by a bunch of snakes every minute instead of being a rich bird

Option 1 Someone is going to end up in the hospital though, but whatever....... Samoan Splash!!!!!

by PlayThreeAre February 10, 2020

samoan drive-by

a sucker punched delivered from a slow moving car, usually by a large person of polynesian decent.

Jimmy got that nasty shiner in a samoan drive-by when some SOS looking gangsters rolled up

by Gaggle Kang November 12, 2020

Samoan Plumber

Using the art of anal intercourse to relieve the constipation of one's sexual partner.

My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.

by Mashpee Sal May 23, 2017

Samoan Hoagie

When a woman is force fed two Locos Tacos then shaken until she is ready to produce some hot wet diarrhea, at this point the man pulls out a sandwich roll and prepares to spread his sandwich with said poop, and eat it.

"You hungry?"
"No thanks, I just finished a samoan hoagie"

"What"
"What"

by CMB69 January 16, 2014