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sammich

A truly superior sandwich. Any kind of bread, meat, cheese can be a sandwich, but it takes a true master to make a proper sammich. Most enjoyed drunk or high, when the flavors can develop to the fullest because you're so pissed you can't realize you're eating shit.
Jake: I'm hungry.
Joe: I'll make you a sammich.

Jake: *drunk sounds*
by Gwae September 23, 2020
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sammich

1. Any form of the common sandwich that is made by someone else, thus elevating it to new amazing levels.
Hey floor, make me a sammich!!!
by Fisch December 14, 2006
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sammiches

by tawny September 23, 2003
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sammich

A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.
I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.
by Lady Csyde September 1, 2009
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sammich

Idiotic way of saying 'sandwich'.
by Cory S September 12, 2004
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sammich

What a fucktard refers to a meal consisting of two slices of bread and some meat.
What school of Ebonics did this ignorant idiot go to, he can't even say the word sandwich, it comes out sammich.
by blochow2001 October 4, 2006
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sammich

Something women make for men when they are hungry
Man: im hungry make me a sammich
Women: yes dear
by Beardedrick May 24, 2010
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