Suv

Driven by Terrorists and Polluters.
by FhillyMan July 3, 2003
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Suv

1)a bigass oversized vehicle
2)a vihecle that takes up too much room in parking lots and when people try to back out of a parking spot the driver wont have enough room
3)a major heatlh threat for people who have asthma and the elderly
4)contributes to Global warming
by Merlyn June 29, 2003
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SUV

1. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE

2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.
Coupes and sedans pwn the SUV.

Seriously people, what the hell...SUVs are gay.
by idonthavaname October 5, 2006
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SUV

Suddenly Useless Vechile.
With today's Gas Prices, The SUV are no longer used.
by AIC CEO December 28, 2005
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SUV

Sex Utility Vehicle: When someone's car, truck, or even SUV is actually often used simply as a mobile sex bed.

When the most offroading a vehicle will go is into a ditch or boondocks so that the driver and passenger may engage in sex play.

A semi-discreet way of telling parents the truth of what you are going to do Friday when you give your "friend" a ride in your SUV.

A SexUV.
"Nicole is coming by to pick me up and give me a ride in her SUV."
by ~Ace_of_Spades~ March 5, 2009
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SUV

A stupid piece of shit that gets 15 mpg and is designed to go off-raod but is only driven on the streets by damn idiots.
I'm an idiot. I'm gonna go buy an SUV instead a sedan lose all my money on gas!
by octopus August 17, 2006
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SUV

The American Vehicle of Choice. Pollutes, drinks gas like camels drink water, and carries ten thousand more people than you could ever need to fit in a car at once, ever.

Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.

Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).
Now the road may have congestion,
But, hey, I'll get there alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would GANDHI drive??"

~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps
by The Ugly One March 21, 2004
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