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clit stroker

Clit Stroker (kuh.lit-stro.ker)

1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.

2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.

3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)
When I get my clit stroker thrusting at just the right angle, she starts doing her impression of a Yellowstone geyser!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
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crystal stroker

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009
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stroover

From: "grooving stroer"

A person who scans IPs on the internet to find insecure boxes to "hack" and turn them into stros, while listening to groovy music.
by Ultraz May 1, 2003
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Phone stroker

An individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what's going on around them.
Q: Did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.
by roadkyll October 13, 2011
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stall stroker

Someone who masterbates in an office restroom.
DS: Dude I walked into the bathroom and heard moaning and this terrible popping sound like pulling your cheeks really fast.
BK: Must have been a stall stroker. Did you see who it was?
DS: Nope, just saw black boots under the stall and got the hell out of dodge.
by Shirazamatazz March 13, 2014
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kidney stroker

a cock that is so long that it shifts the inernal organs when you plunge it in and out
dude, i stuffed my kidney stroker so far up her cunt that I pushed her guts into new locations
by bartow joe February 25, 2005
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Stroker

One who masturbates on chatroulette or omegle. Typical to be an old fat foreign man.
-Ewww another stroker on chatroulette

- Those guys are queers !
by oooppeoooepppeooe August 8, 2010
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