The Sponge

An event presenting a person who breaks his leg(s) in various ways (comic or athetic).

Alright you invertebrates I’m gonna teach you how to do the sponge (breaks leg)

by Bugleman March 28, 2019

Sponge

When someone does not have an opinion of their own, and just gobbles up information without critical thought.

Valentina is such a sponge, she just believes everything she hears.

by Gregor the amazing warlord November 25, 2020

Sponge

A super straight male

You are a sponge.

by DavidSebastion420 December 9, 2021

Sponge

To adopt a word or phrase into your vocabulary that is frequently used by someone you know

If you keep saying that all the time, I'm going to sponge it.

Was it you that I sponged "big oof" from?

by CrimsonBlader24 November 17, 2020

Spong

A spong is a person who isn’t quite right in the head. Spong is a mixture between a spoon and a mong
spoon + mong = spong

Boy 1: have you seen that new girl
Boy 2: yeah she’s a right spong ain’t she

by 69ur_mum69 March 16, 2019

Sponge

Bob

Sponge Bob Squarepants

by Im 6 foot high July 4, 2020

sponge it

A common term in finance, specifically sales and trading. Refers to situations in which the trader tells you not to hedge your risk and instead to absorb it.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait, are you calling me useless? What does that mean...too afraid to ask..."

by Moyka July 30, 2017