splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 6, 2008

Splinters

People who defy the rules of breaking up.

Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Splinter Sex

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

by Paco the Mexican Love Slave May 26, 2005

Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.

Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.

by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012

Splinter

1. To make someone orgasm

2. For boys make them hard

3. For girls make them wet

Gurrrlllllll I made him splinter only on first base I am that damn fine!

by Kittykatrowr June 12, 2018

Slintermediate

A Slintermediate is an Intermediate tire that has been worn out to the point where it has become a Slick tire. It is a combination of the world Slick and Intermediate. The term was first keyed by Formula One journalist Will Buxton.

Dennis: "Ocon's Intermediates had become Slintermediates by the end of the race"

by The Norwegian Communist October 11, 2021

splintersection

A confusing intersection of 5 or more streets, commonly found in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Take the middle left, not the first or third left, at the splintersection of River, Rialto, rt 28, and 30th and 31st street.

by Nick (just Nick) December 2, 2021