green spleen

when two gay men are having titty sex and the one on top defecates a sloppy slimy feces mixture onto the other fags stomach and chest

hey man i gave joe the green spleen

by old nebronian May 24, 2018

spleen coach

n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.

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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.

Or a competent haematologist.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

Spleen Vibes

Really good vibes, usually on the chiller side.

"Yo how's the party tonight?" "really spleen vibes tonight. Just a couple homies chilling heavy."

by eezzrraa December 17, 2021

spleen

Your fucked up coke addicted cat.

Give me your spleen.

by Gooby Goober May 1, 2022

spleens

Spleens are your real ones usually consisting of 3+ males of balkan descent with all different personality types with one being the father figure and the only one that can drive then the next one being the middle child aka the good kid but everyone loves him and lastly the youngest who manages to do the dumbest shit every time making the oldest mad

wow there goes the spleens so gay

by retrotrik January 11, 2020

spleen

A term meaning 'explain'.

Similar to 'splain' but more slang.

"Yo how are there so many kids going to Kew's Got Talent?"

"Exactly! Spleen kid!"

by ZaneyP00 June 23, 2022

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Danny: Hey Carl! Who's the cat?
Carl: What cat?
Danny: That one!
Carl: This cat? I don't know! Hey kitty, you all alone?
Cat: SPLEENS
Carl: OH NO! IT'S GONNA ANNOY US! RUN!
Cat: S P L E E N S
(Endless screams of annoyance and fear)

by SPLEENBEES March 4, 2021