snarf

When you are drinking something and you laugh and the drink comes out of your nose instead of swallowing it.

Ahhh, I just snarfed my soda because you made me laugh!

by skiperson101 December 4, 2016

Snarf

(n.) (1). Invalid humor syntax (2). a joke lacking tact that has missed a target audience
(3). a practical joke of any caliber (4). Sarcasm
(v.) (1). To insult ones' insult (2). To make fun or be made fun of (3). To engage in practical jokes.
(a.) (1). unfunny (2). Sarcastic
Snarfing, Snarfed, Snarf, Snarfer.

I missed your toilet seat,

like you miss your ex?

Snarf.

by TheProfessor420 October 27, 2012

snarf

an interjection meaning damn, whoa, dud or shucks.

ex. 1: "you sure do got a pretty mouth"

"aw, snarf"


ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."

"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."

ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

snarf

The sound your grandma (and other old people or people with deviated septums)make when they laugh. A combination of a snarl and laugh and snort. You know it when you hear it.

Grandma: omg, that's so funny, *snarf*

by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008

Snarfing

The act of snacking aggressively, especially on chip items.

Gal: *snarf* *snarf * *snarf*

Gal 2: Dood I know you're hungry but you've got to stop snarfing those hint o lime chips

by Staceysmom63 June 25, 2017

Snarffing

Snarffing - The act of receiving oral sex while holding and or petting a feline.

Nothing like a little snarffing to start the day!

by WuTank July 9, 2014

Snarfing

An irregular or comical style of walking. Most common Snarf is a clumsy stumble

1. "My God, that guys snarfing his ass off"

2. "Wow, look at that guy snarf!"

by Suzzinks April 19, 2009