Hot Smitty

Replaces the "Hot Carl" during a romp in the hay where no one has to defecate. It is the act of taking fresh cat poo, directly from the litter box, and dropping it on the saran wrap. Better yet, grabbing the cat himself and squeezing it over the saran wrap as to procure the poo.

Him: "Honey, I gave the cat a bran muffin so we can do a hot smitty, in lieu of me crapping on you myself"

Her: "Great I'll get the saran wrap"

by Zenfluffychaser November 13, 2010

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Fuckington Smitty

1. The classiest motherfucker ever.

2. The name you should use when you sign up for websites.

Did you see Fuckington Smitty at the party? What a hoss!

by Fuckington Smitty July 13, 2012

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Getting Smitty

Getting drunk, plastered or wasted.

Hey bro we getting smitty tonight, you joining us?

by OwenOrRetro December 08, 2020

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SMITTY-X

Short for having a Smitty expierence.
Verb.
An Enlightening Experience resulting in loss of time, sleep deprivation, while bonding with others till the sun come out.

We had an after party that became a Smitty-x

by BIG RICARD THE KING OF... September 17, 2023

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Smitty's Dome

A phenomenon where bad weather surrounds a specific location, but never actually affects that location. Used when you work outdoors and can see a thunderstorm rolling in that might close down your location, but it never actually starts raining or when snow is predicted for your area, but never falls which means schools are not closed. Named for the famous Smitty of the Sports Complex who secretly had a weather machine.

Girl: Oh, shazaam, look over there! We'll be going home early for sure!
Girl2: Nah, Smitty's Dome is up...that storm will never reach us!
Source: A.M. in CTown, Martinsburg, WV

by A.M. in CTown November 14, 2005

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