Scuba-Shitting

Taking one’s tuba, and sticking it in thyne anus, then proceeding to defecate in the said snorkel, in attempt to make the snorkeler breathe the excrements, ultimately leading the permanent respiratory problems due to the poor air quality of the human waste.

Felix is scuba-shitting in his cousin’s snorkel.

« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018

Scubus

An alternative word for Succubus, a female demon, exaggerating the meaning. It can be used as an insult.

My sister is a complete scubus.

by Master of Loobicus January 30, 2021

Indian Scuba Diver

The Indian Scuba Diver is performed by making a nice spicy, hot Indian curry, pouring said curry into the minge of a female (preferably an Indian) while she does a hand stand and then getting a silly straw (the ones that do loop to loops and shit) and sucking the curry right up out of there like you're slurping a slurpee.

"Oh boy uncle Rob, I'd love if you gave me another Indian Scuba Diver!"

by OfficialDG March 22, 2017

SNOOGAN SCUBA

Some one in a video game that steals all the loot.

Paco was playing fortnite and stole all the snoogans... he’s a snoogan scuba

by KerryYaston January 28, 2019

scuba douche

1. An aquatic douche, any person(s) of unsavory personality or taste (also consider a foul sense of humor, or downright idiotic demeanor).

2. A tomato sandwich, garnished with avocado and zucchini. The scuba douche is oftentimes enjoyed on rye bread, although it is not unheard of to be served the "S.D." on pumpernickel.

Lummox No. 1: "Hey, Martha, check out that scuba douche in the window! I'd like a slice of that douche."

Lummox No. 2: "You're such an asshole, Harvey."

'Scuba douche' is not a slang term. it isn't something you imagine would be said in Atlanta if you're from Chattanooga or Montreal. It is a completely fabricated concept, and should be disregarded as such.

by Kevin Ayers June 18, 2011

SMCB

Adapted from the film hangover SMCB stands for suck on my Chinese balls

Hey Dave SMCB

by D-Dawg56 September 13, 2011

Sucubus

A female who takes her boyfriend away from all of his good friends because she's a bitch.

Chris needs to drop that sucubus and hang out with us.

by Coby March 1, 2003