slong licker

Someone who licks slongs
Hey slong licker lick some tacos instead
by Slurped buttface October 02, 2023
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slong five

When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.
"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.

*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*

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by Grandads teetees March 04, 2016
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long slong

Damn bae you have a long slong
by poe.pok February 14, 2016
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Sling a slong

term used when hollering at a girl.
Oh shit dawg, look at that talent! excuse me, i need to sling a slong.
by ROBOTRON2012 March 27, 2009
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long slong

Damn bae you have a long slong
by poe.pok February 14, 2016
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long slong

Damn bae you have a long slong
by poe.pok February 14, 2016
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Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.
Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!
by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016
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