samboninja

samboninja is a great guy! he is friends with many other sams but unfortunately gets called a 'fat cunt' alot by Sam Price.

"i love samboninja, hes a great guy" - kyle
"yes but he is a fat cunt" -sam price

by lucycrops November 2, 2021

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simboobies

Jake's boobies

*earth begins to shake*
p1: imagine all the titties that were bouncing during an earthquake

*earthquake starts*
p2:Aaaa imagine the simboobies

anyways go stream upper side dreamin'

by nihilist injeolmi November 9, 2021

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mlm symbol

this symbolic representation of showing off the middle finger.

some one irritates you through text, mlm symbolic gesture for FUCK YOU

by crazylife October 16, 2013

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Soggy sambo

Also known as a soggy sandwich, this is the natural evolution of an anal creampie when the felching of one's own love chutney from in between two buns (that is, the buttocks) commences.

Dave wanted to enjoy a tasty soggy sambo with her, but she friend-zoned him.

by the password is nipple August 8, 2019

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Sambo was invented by the Soviets during the time just after the Revolution in Russia, and was seen as an example of the Socialist dream to reinvent traditional arts on a scientific model. Sambo is similar in many ways to Judo and Jujutsu, but is also said to incorporate traditional Russian wrestling techniques as well. The man generally credited with teaching and introducing Sambo in Russia was Vasili Oschepkov, who was also one of the first Russians to learn Judo. Oschepkov taught these techniques to Russian Special Forces and Commandos during the period between the two World Wars.

The name “Sambo” derives from an acronym in Russian which means “combat without weapons.” These techniques were used by soldiers initially and gradually formed a sport sanctioned by the Soviet Union as beneficial to the people’s movement and a shining example of Socialist advances. The Soviets promoted the sport Sambo through Eastern Block sporting events in the manner that Judo was being practiced competitively internationally. After the disintegration of the Soviet Union, the sport retained its popularity and tournaments in Russia, and began to have more of an international influence, as its teachers were then able to freely travel and teach Sambo abroad. Sambo is one of only four forms of wrestling practiced in international competitions, the others being Freestyle Wrestling, Greco Roman Wrestling, and Judo. Sambo was also used by elite Soviet troops and KGB agents in the Cold War for hand to hand combat techniques.

by Dancing with Fire March 18, 2011

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