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by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018
Get the kermit slip n slide mug.Involves any accomplished sexual positions on a bed with plastic sheets, a gallon of baby oil, and a wooden spoon.
by Das_Groot December 17, 2016
Get the German Slip'n Slide mug.When the next rest stop is 5 miles away but you just can’t make it. Therefore, leaving an oddly viscous crap on the side of a highway.
by DirtyDavy January 3, 2021
Get the Curbside Slip’N Slide mug.When you lather yourself up with maple syrup and politely wrestling around on the floor with your good friends.
by Dr. Knockers and bear October 3, 2016
Get the Canadian Slip'n'Slide mug.A deviant sexual act. After sex, the man ejaculates on the woman's stomach, then urinates on her. After this, the man dives headfirst across the woman onto the newly slippery bed. Goggles are recommended for the unexperienced.
"Did you hear Adrian gave another girl a Stockholm Slip-n-Slide?"
"Yeah man, he told me she broke a rib and the entire bed had to be set on fire. What a champ."
"Yeah man, he told me she broke a rib and the entire bed had to be set on fire. What a champ."
by B.D.R.G. May 2, 2010
Get the Stockholm Slip-n-slide mug.A sexual act in which a waterbed is stripped down, doused with your favorite lubricating solution, and then the sex happens.
"Bob, why are you hosing down your mattress?"
"The wife and I had a good old fashioned New Jersey Slip-N-Slide last night."
"The wife and I had a good old fashioned New Jersey Slip-N-Slide last night."
by Thomas Haislip November 12, 2008
Get the New Jersey slip-n-slide mug.When two men strip butt-ass naked and lather themselves in baby oil, and slicking the floor of the living room with vegetable oil. Both lads scurry and clamber to reach the next "room", pushing each other to make the other slip. The loser of the race has to give the winner oral sex.
by SpaceyStars January 6, 2023
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