sifting

Sifting happens when you are very close to shitting, yet you let out a foul fart, hence "sifting" the fart through a massive shit.

On his way to the bathroom, John tried sifting out a fart before almost shitting himself.

by Mommadragonfly April 23, 2008

sifton

An amazing family with great genetics. They are very smart and pretty much know everything. There better then you in ever way and are always right. If found, marry then up!

Look, it’s a Sifton boy, gotta get me one of them!

by CStyle7 December 19, 2017

siftee

Super swag

You brought siftee to the party

by Legomaster441 November 21, 2021

suds sifter

A very hot mustache used mainly for cutting the suds off the top of a beer with lot's of head. Most common in Manthers but many are now cropping up masked as the irreverent hipster mustache. See also "Foam Cutter" (The suds sifter can also be apart of the ever sexy full bearded package)

"Woah! My suds sifter just got me a date with a hot chick!"

by humideye February 10, 2010

wild sifto

Wild sifto is a commonly used term to refer to living life on the wild side. If you aren't dancing on a cooler, fish hooking it in he middle of a circle, or doing cartwheels in the front lawn then you are not living out wild sifto.

Look at the girl doing the Dougie on that cooler. Her life defines wild sifto.

by Bigtex500 December 5, 2013

tard sifting

The act of sifting out tards in you're life.

I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.

Tard sifting sift retard

by Beksastar May 11, 2016

sifter

sifter n.
Middle English siften, from Old English siftan
Through a uniquely New Zealand south island experience, sifter has come to mean much more. A somewhat sarcastic twist on the first NZ usage (being to search for meaning); it is 'doing stuff' so long as that stuff has no bearing on a career, paid work, community work,
Wanaka is now home to many fine exponents of the sifting way.

Q - Hey man you working today?
A - Nah bro, just sifting.

by Willi_B July 4, 2005